C - Mom I am hungry.
Me - Well supper is almost ready and you have been eating for 2 hours straight.
C - I want a potato.
Me - Do you want me to cook it?
C - No
Me - Well at least let me wash it.
I wash and cut the potato.
C - after 2 bites, sighs, ok mom, you can cook it.
I thought this was really funny!